Saturday, March 20, 2010

More Things I Learned at the Grocery Store...

More things I learned on my recent trip to the grocery store...

1. 79 cents a lb for bananas!! Not even a monkey would pay that price!

2. Genin doesn't talk as much as Cameron on grocery trips, but when he does...it is strange..he told me if the store caught on fire, he would save me because I have a person inside of me!

3. I saw a woman older than me walk up to the bulk candy area and take 4 mini twix bars without paying...she is going to make the ripoff price of 15 cents each, even higher!!

4. No, thanks. Just because I sample the zuccini pancake doesn't mean that I am going to buy it...I just like taking samples and not buying anything...

5. Genin can make a pretty awesome throne out of diapers and toilet paper packages.

6. Many people like Throwback Pepsi...but I don't think it tastes nearly as good as the kind they make now so...throw it back!

7. Don't question a cashier about a price that an item was supposed to be..."She doesn't know anything about it...she just rings them through!!!!!"

8. I can't stand people who park in the stork spots and try really hard to push out a non-existent stomach to make it look as though they are pregnant...they are worse than the people who come up with a ridiculous looking fake limp and park in the handicap parking.

9. Genin accidentally rammed a cardboard display and there were 3 mini York Peppermint Patty wrappers under it...guess the candy thief made her way down that aisle as well.

10. We have a heck of an assembly line at home to put away groceries...3 months worth for a family of 7 brought in and put away in 15 minutes...boy are we good!!

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